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What is de maximum speed during sex?
.... 68,
because at 69 you go overturn!
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Sex is
like NOKIA (connecting people)
like NIKE (just do it)
like PEPSI (ask for more)
like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and
like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..
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Sex is good, sex is fine.
doggy style or 69,
just 4 fun or getting paid,
everyone loves getting laid,
so if u want me in the sack,
lick ur lips n text me back.
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Greetings!
The 10th annual
cock sucking contest is on Friday.
We are asking that you do not participate
so someone else can win this year
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RECIPE 4 LUV CAKE:
spread legs,squeeze +
massage milk pots,
check frequently with midfinger,
add banana,
work in-out till well creamed.
Cake done when banana soft!!!
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Mobile sex: push
1 for oral,
2 for anal,
3 for normal,
4 for a trio,
5 for SM and
for everything ...
dial my number!
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Sex is like programing;
One mistake,
and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
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This is a cock sucker detector
Please blow in the phone.....
..scanning....
The test was positive
90percent sperm breath...
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