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Press down please one more time ,
ok more YES ahh
ohh yes just there yeah baby harder,
HARDER,this feels SO GOOD!
mmm yeah baby now
THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE!!

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night 1 (_._)
night 2 (_o_)
night 3 (_0_)
night 4 (__((O))__)

U DIRTY BOY!

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  ,,,,,
( ' , ' ) they say,
(!==!)height does
 l_l_I not matter

  ,,,,, ( ' ) but
( '._.'/ / SIZE
(l==/ / does!!
(__)_)

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By opening this message
you activated the dildo of your girlfriend.
She thanks you moaning...
You have now become unnecessary.

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Message from you provider:
Your dildo is disturbing our network.
Turn it off or continue manually.
Thanks for your cooperation.

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A research has shown that:.....
people who never experience good sex
and do not perform well in bed,
usually read their SMS messages
with their right hand

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The best anti-virus program
for a computer is SAFE-SEX.
Leave the plastic cover on
the floppy when inserting in drive.

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                      __
                   _U o\--o
                /         ___/
              /         /
            /         /\\  __
       \_/         / -\\-U o\___
          |       /       __ ____/
          |    / |  /         | |
____| |_| |___| |____

My Favourite Position!

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