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What is the Difference
Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings
U into this world crying…
& the other ensures
U Continue to do so.
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CNN News Flash.
The US Govt orders 15,000 FBI
trained dogs to track down Osama.
FBI awaiting further orders as
one of the dogs is reading this.
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A New Added element to the Periodic Table.
Element Name:GIRL
Symbol: G
Atomic Weight:dont even dare to ask :-D
Physical Properties..
*boils at anything
*can freeze at anytime
*melts if handled wid love n care
*very bitter if mis handled
Chemical Properties.
*very reactive
*highly unstable
*posses strong affinity for gold n silver
*money reducing agent
*volatile when left alone
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It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.
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If today any 1 talks praises u 4 ur
1) good looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.
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