Funny
Short Story
Marketing Concepts
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich.Marry
me!"
That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and
see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing
at you says, "He's very rich.Marry him."
That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number. The
next day you call and say
"Hi,I'm very rich.Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You
get up and straighten
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after
she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By
the way, I'm very rich.Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She
walks up to you and
says, "You are very rich.." That's Brand
Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up
to her and say, "I'm
rich.Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap
on your face.
That's Customer Feedback !!!!!
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up
to her and say, "I am
very rich.Marry me!" And she introduces you
to her husband
That's demand and supply gap.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up
to her and before you
say, "I am very rich.Marry me!" she turns
her face towards you
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she is your wife !
That's competition eating into your market share.
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