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Funny
Love SMS Messages
Girls are like internet domain names...
the ones I like are already taken.
Never make love in the
garden or in the fields......
For love might be blind
but your neighbours not!
Common sense
is common,
but...
the use of common sense
is uncommon !!!!
You need Money to call
someone Honey.
Promises are like babies,
easy to give hard to deliver.
My girlfriend told me,
I should be more Affectionate,
so i got two Girlfriends.
Love makes life so confusing
but without love would you want to live?
Ferrari's are red,
Lambo's are blue...
but I am as happy in a mini with you.
We can see more Grafitti's in girls toilet ,
WHY ?
Because their both hands are free.
Definitions :
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
Accidents do happen
.i slip
- i trip
- i stumble
- i fall
& usually i dont care at all.
but now i dont know what to do
cos i slipped and fell in love with u
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