Passing by a manicure shop
My daughter and I decided to stop
For missing an "i" the sign read
Man cure, "Let's go", I said.
"There is no cure", she replied to me
They live in a state of "man"tasy
And for all their lies and ruses
Are a million and one "man"scuses.
"Man"tasy football grabs their minds
A real "good" one is hard to find
"Man"crastinating their days away
They'd rather see the Buckeyes play.
Ro"man"tic is a real misnomer
They'd rather watch Bonds hit another homer.
My questions all get a "man"swer it seems
I've given up finding the one of my dreams
"Just "man"tastic" I said with
a sigh
"There is no cure, that sign's a lie."
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