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Marriage Quotes
The other way to get
married is a lot more fun,
a lot more rational,
and a lot more successful.
It's called dating.
My marriage is
on the rocks again;
yeah, my wife just broke up
with her boyfriend.
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What’s the difference
between a boyfriend
and a husband?
About 30 pounds.
Marriage is like jogging
through a puddle of
industrial strength rubber glue.
You can work hard
and make it through the struggles;
however, you usually
leave your bobby socks
and sneakers behind along the way.
When a man opens
the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife is.
Marriage is a fine institution
- but I'm not ready for an institution.
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Scientists have discovered
that the longer people
stay married, the more
they begin to look alike.
You better start putting
name tags in your underwear!
If you want to
sacrifice the admiration
of many men
for the criticism of one,
go ahead, get married.
An old man who marries
a young wife grows younger
- but she grows older.
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