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I only date stewardesses.
Or maybe it just seems that way.
Women always seem
to be showing me the exits.
I have no luck with women.
I once went on a date and asked the woman
if she'd brought any protection.
She pulled a switchblade on me.
When a man goes on a date,
he wonders if he is going to get lucky.
A woman already knows.
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Let's face it: a date is a job-interview,
that lasts all night.
The only difference between a date
and a job interview is:
not many job-interviews is there a chance
you'll end up naked at the end of it.
I once dated a girl on the track
It didn't work out.
She kept giving me the runaround.
The best way to find your
perfect match is to meet love halfway.
It is the woman who chooses the man
who will choose her.
There's very little advice in men's
because men think,
'I know what I'm doing.
Just show me somebody naked.'
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I've looked around enough to know.
That you're the one I want to go through time with.
My boyfriend used to ask his mother,
'How can I find the right woman for me?'
and she would answer,
'Don't worry about finding the right woman
- concentrate on becoming the right man.
Love waits for one thing,
the right moment.
The most important thing in a relationship
between a man and a woman is that
one of them be good at taking orders
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