Boyfriend Sayings

Don't hate me because
I'm beautiful,
hate me because
your boyfriend thinks I am.

I don't have a boyfriend right now.
I'm looking for anyone with a job
that I don't have to support.

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Can you imagine
a world without men?
No crime and lots of
happy, fat women.

I know what you want.
And I know what you need.
But I'm gonna screw it up,
yeah, cause I'm an idiot.
And I'm your boyfriend.

Why did God create men?
Because vibrators
can’t mow the lawn.

A boyfriend stabs you
in the heart,
a stranger stabs you
in the front,
a friend stabs you
in the back,
but best friends
don't carry knives.

Everything I buy is
vintage and smells funny.
Maybe that's why
I don't have a boyfriend.

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Men should be like Kleenex…
soft, strong, disposable.

I don't mind living
in a man's world
as long as
I can be a woman in it.

We have reason to believe
that man first walked upright
to free his hands
for masturbation.

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