Funny Anniversary Quotes

Laugh and the world
laughs with you.
Snore and you sleep alone.

A man's wife has
more power over him
than the state has.

Bachelors know more a
bout women than married men;
if they didn't they'd be married too.

Why even think about
a second honeymoon...
...when there's no evidence
that you two have even
finished your first!

Before marriage,
a man declares that
he would lay down his life
to serve you; after marriage,
he won't even lay down
his newspaper to talk to you.

A man marries to have a home,
but also because
he doesn't want to be
bothered with sex
and all that sort of thing.

Every man
needs two women,
a quiet home-maker,
and a thrilling nymph.

The older theory was,
marry an older man
because they're more mature.
But the new theory
is men don't mature.
Marry a younger one.

Our marriage has always
been a 50-50 proposition
- with the possible exception
of closet space..

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